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Spaghetti

A short film for Junior Productions, July 2020

"As the spaghetti swelled in the boiling water, Bill tried to push it back down into the pan with his spoon. But as there was enough spaghetti for three million people, this was quite tricky..."

Paper Straws: A Public Service Announcement

Comedy sketch filmed as part of 'Birds: Pluck' live show, May 2019

- “Hey, what are you doing? That's my plastic straw."
- "Plastic straw... or whale harpoon? 'Cos as far as I'm concerned, they're the same thing..."

Today’s the Day

A short film for Junior Productions, November 2017

"Every morning, Sally goes jogging - and every morning, she sees him. Her perfect man. She fantasises about the happy life they'll share together. Now all she needs to do is ask him out..."

The Man Who Stopped

A short film for Junior Productions, May 2017

"When strolling through a busy market town, a man suddenly stops - frozen to the spot. What on earth has happened? Is he ill? Is he drunk? Is He Jesus? A little girl confronts the mystery..."

Two Scots: Objects

A promo for The Chop House comedy podcast, February 2012

- “Donna was telling me how she keeps catching her man shagging the couch. And is no just the couch, either. Kitchen drawers, the video player, Henry Hoover: you name it, he shags it…”

Two Scots: Gym

A promo for The Chop House comedy podcast, February 2012

- "So I had this gym induction earlier. And the guy says to us ‘Why're you joining?’ So I says "I wanna get inta shape." Know what he says? "If you're going for a circle you're nearly there"..."

Two Scots: Man

A promo for The Chop House comedy podcast, February 2012

- "I says to him, "Look pal, I’m happy here, just leave us alone, will ya?", but he wasnae having none of it. He says to us "No man's an island Bonnie" so I says "What about the Isle of Man?"…”

Two Scots: Twat

A promo for The Chop House comedy podcast, February 2012

“She went "Can I just say... you’re a twat". So I said "No you cannae, it's not nice." An' she said "So can I think you're a twat?" So I said "I cannae stop ya". So she said "I think you're a twat"..."