Short Films

"What I love about stately homes, with their opulent banqueting halls, lavish opium parlours, and jewel-encrusted peacock farms, is how relatable they are. But they aren't cheap to run..."

"Just because you're camping, that doesn't mean you’re not provoking Mother Nature's wrath. Meet Bluebell Fuffelwuffel, founder of a hip ‘eco-campsite’. Her philosophy? Leave no trace..."

"Cows' unctuous white piss is also known as 'milk'. Cows that eat oats produce oat milk, cows that eat almonds produce almond milk, and cows that eat beef produce non-viable offspring..."

"Every country has its great outdoors. But only Great Britain has the great British outdoors. Each year, we swarm into the countryside like fat wasps around a warm pint of scrumpy..."

"As the spaghetti swelled in the boiling water, Bill tried to push it back down into the pan with his spoon. But as there was enough spaghetti for three million people, this was quite tricky..."

- “Hey, what are you doing? That's my plastic straw."
- "Plastic straw... or whale harpoon? 'Cos as far as I'm concerned, they're the same thing..."

"Every morning, Sally goes jogging - and every morning, she sees him. Her perfect man. She fantasises about the happy life they'll share together. Now all she needs to do is ask him out..."

"When strolling through a busy market town, a man suddenly stops - frozen to the spot. What on earth has happened? Is he ill? Is he drunk? Is He Jesus? A little girl confronts the mystery..."